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I'm A Grumpy Old Man I Was Born In May I'm Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run I'll Shoot You And Be Done With It Standard Men T-shirt

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Description

Standard T-Shirt: This 6.0 oz ultra cotton t-shirt is a staple that would go with almost any outfit. Quarter-turned with taped neck and shoulders and a seven-eighths inch collar, this t-shirt is the definition of durability. Features: double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves, tear away label.

Premium T-Shirt: This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Features: side-seamed, retail fit, unisex sizing, shoulder taping, 4.2 oz., 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Standard Hoodie : An 8oz 50/50 polyester cotton blend makes this hoodie one that everyone will enjoy. The air jet yarn & double needle stitching all over gives it a durable, yet softer feel. Features: double lined hood, matching drawcord, pouch pocket, 1 x 1 rib with spandex, quarter-turned to eliminate center crease, tear away label.

Premium Hoodie : This pullover hoodie is markedly soft, unisex with a loose fit that is versatile and lends itself to daily wear. Spun from a plush fabric that is made up of cotton and polyester fibers. Features: hood with white drawcords, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband, 7.0 oz, 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester fleece.

Shipping & Return

  • Printed in US with love 🇺🇸
  • Merchandise is produced and shipped within 3 – 7 business days (in regular seasons) or more depends on holiday seasons.
  • Standard shipping/transit times apply (1-7 days for domestic and 4-15 days for international).
  • Canvas will be shipped separately each with tracking number to ensure safe delivery
  • Free Shipping policies are not applied for orders including canvas
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Customer Reviews

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Mary Russo
He Loved It!

As soon as he opened this Christmas present, everything stopped. He put it on immediately. He has since worn it to a small gathering of friends and received many compliments and quite a few beers to test out that no job is too big or small!...lol

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Malohn Donna
Awesome shirts

I got the shirts for Christmas from my mom and she loves them this was the perfect gift you guys did great keep the great job up

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Shanna Fudge

Custom illustrated Pet Personalized - T- Shirt

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Lisa Boeckmann
Great shirt!

Nice quality, fits true to size.

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Maurice Grunfeld
Intelligence T

Gets lots of questions and I answer you tell me what it says. Right brain people can and left are lost. 😀

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